Old Prospectors Lessons

The Old Prospector's Lesson

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An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading an old

tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to

clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule

to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his

face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in

one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.


The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old

man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and

said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to."


A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old

fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping

around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be

tied.


When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing,

holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man

turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked

both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.


The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the

sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost

deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer

and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.


The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he

quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always

wanted to."

There are two lessons for us all here:

Don't waste ammunition.

Don't mess with old people.

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